Frangipani Hate


Any one who knows me in real life knows that sometimes...just sometimes.... i get a little angry/ranty over things. I have been known to profess my hate for the a fore mentioned flower. I need to clarify. I don't hate the flower...i hate the Frangipani as a product.



The tropics and sub tropic regions rub it in Tasmania's face that they can grow these awesome plants  while it seems not to show them much value, they are literally laying every where after the rain we have had. While traveling i felt quite honored to find two of these near perfect flowers on the ground. I took them back to the caravan and put one in G's hair. The more i hang out in upper NSW the more i am finding them every where, just laying on the ground. There is quite a dis-regard for their beauty i feel, but i guess the locals are used to them. After all they do grow back, they aren't a relic.
It's such a shame all the bogans got hold of the image before it could get turned into something we regard with beauty rather than cringing with their tackyness.

There are too many products to mention that contain the awful look of tack. In the end its not really about the look of them...its how they are placed on things. The worst offender has to be the car sticker. The "designer" aiming at randomness actually makes them look more "placed" in the process. I did see a post on FB the other day proclaiming that the "My Family" car stickers were more bogany than the frangipanni sticker I am pretty sure we will see them placed together on cars in the near future. I wonder if we could develop a weapon of mass-unboaganess...we would however have to include Play Boy and Jim Beam memorabilia in its seeking powers.

Shudder.
Someone else post here that's quite funny. I haven't googled it but i am sure there are multiple others.

PS i did google....Things Bogans likes post  and How to spot a Bogan written by The Age! (Giggle)

Comments

Sarah said…
Somehow you've either read my mind, or you're spying on my conversations via radio transmitters that you've hidden in my fillings. Again. I had a rant about 10 minutes ago to somebody about the "My Family" stickers, and told them that I couldn't have been friends with them if they had that sticker.
Judith said…
You are right Michelle, they are everywhere up there. Go higher and you will find even more and to everyone in the tropics they are just like seeing a gum tree I think. We loved them up in the territory too, but seemed to ooh and aah more than the locals. The perfume is gorgeous. I have know some people to grow them down in Tassie, so you might want to give them a shot.
Unknown said…
It is such a pity they've been boganised, because they really are beautiful flowers.

Totally with you on the car sticker thing. I saw a rant on FB about the family ones too (must be a mutual friend) & thought: "What the heck are they talking about?" And lo, a few days later I saw one on the back of a ute. Urgh.